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The Blackpill
“Where does this darkness come from? Contemporary anomie has many sources, and it is felt most deeply by those who feel ‘ongezellig.’”
Jun 18 • Jacob Zucker
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The Great Zombification
May 11 • Owen Yingling
Against the Confessional Essay
Sep 29, 2025 • Owen Yingling
Good Reading, Good Thinking, Good Writing
Mar 18 • Josie Barboriak
What Was College For?
Jun 2 • Benjamin Samuels
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The Blackpill
“Where does this darkness come from? Contemporary anomie has many sources, and it is felt most deeply by those who feel ‘ongezellig.’”
Jun 18 • Jacob Zucker
What Was College For?
The winning address of the first New Critic essay contest
Jun 2 • Benjamin Samuels
American Berserk
“It was always fucking Willie Nelson around here. Carl hated the Palestinians. He loved organic farming. The man contained multitudes.”
May 28 • Samuel Rigg
Not New York
“Where will you be next year?”
May 26 • Declan
Collegiate Value
“But I knew I would come to regret the nearly $200,000 in student loans I’d have to take out because I wanted to go somewhere beautiful.”
May 22 • Clare Ashcraft
The Girls Who Watch Girls
“I remember us talking on treadmills positioned next to each other…getting ready to go out by rubbing the coconut oil she read porn stars used on our…
May 19 • Sarah Miller

Postscript

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Last Girl at the Beginning of History
Postscript No. 18 | Mana Afsari on the boys and girls of gen z and the New Right
Jun 5 • Mana Afsari and The New Critic
Voluntary Oasis
Postscript No. 17 | Declan Rexer on Deep Springs
May 30 • The New Critic and Declan
Worse Than You Think
Postscript No. 16 | Clare Ashcraft on gen z doomerism and romantic delusion
May 22 • Clare Ashcraft and The New Critic
Bridge over Troubled Water
Postscript No. 15 | Owen Yingling on AI at UChicago, the art of the polemic, and everything of any significance
May 15 • The New Critic and Owen Yingling

Contra

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Terms of Service
Nadav Asal contra Kane Parsons’s Backrooms
Jun 12 • Nadav
Snug as a Gun
Max Parness contra Theo Baker’s How to Rule the World
Jun 12 • Max Parness
Ugly Fleshy Flap
Rufus Knuppel contra ear’s Rumspringa
Jun 11 • Rufus Knuppel
Now the Story, Please
Isabel Mehta contra Eliya Smith’s Dad Don’t Read This
Jun 10 • Isabel Mehta

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End Times
“Gasda’s bubble of hope in the BCTR is not enough to support all of our futures, maybe just his and a few beautiful actors.”
Dec 15, 2025 • Zayd Vlach
p(doom)
“Can prediction markets shake the hedonistic monkey from their back?”
Feb 14 • Rufus Knuppel
Curtis Yarvin Jr.
Postscript No. 13 | Steven Miller on living in Mencius Moldbug’s basement
Apr 15 • Elan Kluger, Steven Miller, and Werner K. Zagrebbi
Freak Show
“Algorithms reward attention, and if you can’t get the good kind, then the bad will do.”
Feb 25 • Theodore Gary
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